Monday, May 10, 2010

NEW SUN CHIPS BAG: THE ALTMODERN POTATO CHIP?

(OBERLIN, OH) -- 05/10/10

HELLO DID YOU KNOW THE NEW SUN CHIPS BAGS ARE 100% COMPOSTABLE.
DOES THAT MEAN THAT WE STILL HAVE TO THROW THEM AWAY?
HELP.



WHAT IF IN THE FUTURE WHEN ARCHAEOLOGISTS LOOK BACK THEY THINK THAT SUN CHIPS WENT BANKRUPT CIRCA 2010 BECAUSE ALL THE FOSSIL EVIDENCE HAS BEEN COMPOSTED. I'M TALKING IN TERMS OF GEOLOGICAL RECORD HERE, FOLKS.

I AM REALLY HAPPY WITH NEW ECO ADVERTISING AND DISCOUNT ENVIRONMENT (GO GREENS/SAVE MORE COAL/INCREASE LUXURY CRUISE LINER TAX) AND I MEAN I GUESS IT'S KINDA COOL THAT THEY DISAPPEAR ONCE YOU THROW THEM ON THE GROUND BUT PERSONALLY I THINK THAT THE NEW BAGS ARE REALLY LOUD. LIKE REALLY REALLY LOUD. HOW CAN I EAT IN LIBRARY WITHOUT LIBERTARIANS TELLING ME TO SHHH?

I DON'T KNOW. CALL ME RADICAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF NEW SUN CHIPS BAGS 100% COMPOSTABLE?


SINCERE,
RAISNCRNTZZZ.

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