Wednesday, September 15, 2010

"Chamce Rockaway" Exists Only on the Internet

Oberlin, OH-

      Based on data provided by the Facebook Corporation and Oberlin College the Raisin has determined that the student "Chamce Rockaway" exists only on the internet. After weeks of careful research and information processing it has become clear that no student by the name of Chamce Rockaway attends Oberlin College. While commonly known by this name, Chamce has also gone by the name of "Chase Stone" and multiple other aliases.

      After receiving many queries from members of the Oberlin Class of 2014 Raisin staff began an investigation into the existence of Chase Stone/Chamce Rockaway and recently came to the conclusion that this digital person was a product of other Oberlin Students determined to download information from the Facebook profiles of other Oberlin students by "friending" them as Chase/Chamce.

     Any additional queries regarding the reality of Chamce Rockaway/ Chase Stone should be directed to oberlinraisin@gmail.com.

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