Noah Simon's Entire Wardrobe Acquired at the Free Store

Oberlin, OH-

       The Raisin has learned that all of the clothing in the wardrobe Oberlin Student Noah Simon's wardrobe was found at the Free Store, which is located beneath Asia House. This became apparent when multiple Oberlin students began noticing that Simon was wearing clothing that formerly belonged to them. "I guess that's what the Free Store is for but honestly it's a little off-putting to see Noah Simon walking around in my old clothes. He isn't normal. I don't want him wearing my clothes," said Sophomore Joey Lubitz. "The strangest part to me is the fact that I'm a first year. I just donated some old stuff last week. The night after I brought them in I saw that Noah Simon was wearing a pair of my pants. I know they were my pants. I'm positive," added Joey.

        Until recently Noah Simon's reputation around campus was built on mystique and eccentricity, much of which came from his clothing choices. Now that the origin of his wardrobe has been revealed it is likely that his reputation as a mysterious and enigmatic character will diminish significantly. Attempts by the Raisin to contact Noah Simon for an interview were not successful.